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Flags from an alternative future

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One of my “pandemic projects” was a python-based web-browser game that was loosely inspired by Blaseball. The premise was that we could see a different version of the “Olympics” in a post-scarcity future where humans are augmented. The goal was to highlight and delight in the excesses and absurdities in modern Olympics, but the project eventually died as I got busy with real commissions and real projects. What ultimately killed it was a bug in the code that was discovered when a hockey fight created infinite clones of all athletes and had them wail on each other for all eternity. As metal as a universe-shattering hockey fight sounds, it revealed that I was out of my depth as an amateur coder, and I haven’t had the time or skill to rewrite the game from scratch.

Below, I want to take a moment to share some of the “playable” countries from our alternate future. It was a lot of fun imagining how a different history would shake out and how that would be represented by the political lines, names, and flags of our futuristic nations and city-states. I tried to strike a balance between historical projections, fantastical, silly, and aspirational potential nations. While the list below doesn’t include the non-playable nations or the nations that are banned from the futuristic Olympics (yet), I hope you can enjoy a glimpse into a project that will probably stay on the drawing board.

Nation: Antarctica

National Anthem: On Top of the World

Continent: Antarctica

Ethics: Cultural Influencers

 

Nation: Aurora Commonwealth

National Anthem: The Heavens Weep

Continent: North America

Ethics: Collectivism

Nation: Chesapeake

National Anthem: We Do Not Inherit the Earth

Continent: North America

Ethics: Environmentalism

Nation: Estados Unidos

National Anthem: Himno Nacional de Norte America

Continent: North America

Ethics: Meritocracy

Nation: Gulf of Havana

National Anthem: ¡Chao pescao!

Continent: North America

Ethics: Egalitarianism

Nation: Manhattan

National Anthem: Success is Critical

Continent: North America

Ethics: Individualism

Nation: Silicon Coast

National Anthem: Compile and Execute

Continent: North America

Ethics: Materialism

Nation: Inca

National Anthem: Bring It On

Continent: South America

Ethics: Artistic Patrons

Nation: Tropicália

National Song: Coração Materno

Continent: South America

Ethics: Anarchism

Nation: Libertatia

National Shanty: Raise the Black Flag

Continent: Africa

Ethics: Piracy

Nation: Sahara

National Anthem: Face the Mind Killer

Continent: Africa

Ethics: Expansionism 

Nation: Salted Carthage

National Dirge: Dido’s Tears

Continent: Africa

Ethics: Hegemony

Nation: The Coffee Bean Thalassocracy

National Jingle: We’ll Grind You Wholesale

Continent: Africa

Ethics: Dominance

Nation: Hellas Megalopolis

National Anthem: Smite Thee

Continent: Europe

Ethics: Mysticism

Nation: Kalamar Vikings

National Anthem: Eagle, Show Your Claws

Continent: Europe

Ethics: Prosperity

Nation: Scythian Empire

National Anthem: Less Talk, More Rock

Continent: Near East

Ethics: Centralism

Nation: Oceania Flotilla

National Anthem: Aboveboard and Inboard

Continent: Australia*

Ethics: Discovery

Nation: Mauryan Techno-Republic

National Anthem: Embrace Change

Continent: Asia

Ethics: Pacifism

Nation: Neon Tokyo

National Anthem: Jack the Sound Barrier, Bring the Noise

Continent: Asia

Ethics: Mechanist

Nation: Yuan

National Anthem: Hear Their Lamentations

Continent: Asia

Ethics: Nomadic

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