One of my “pandemic projects” was a python-based web-browser game that was loosely inspired by Blaseball. The premise was that we could see a different version of the “Olympics” in a post-scarcity future where humans are augmented. The goal was to highlight and delight in the excesses and absurdities in modern Olympics, but the project eventually died as I got busy with real commissions and real projects. What ultimately killed it was a bug in the code that was discovered when a hockey fight created infinite clones of all athletes and had them wail on each other for all eternity. As metal as a universe-shattering hockey fight sounds, it revealed that I was out of my depth as an amateur coder, and I haven’t had the time or skill to rewrite the game from scratch.
Below, I want to take a moment to share some of the “playable” countries from our alternate future. It was a lot of fun imagining how a different history would shake out and how that would be represented by the political lines, names, and flags of our futuristic nations and city-states. I tried to strike a balance between historical projections, fantastical, silly, and aspirational potential nations. While the list below doesn’t include the non-playable nations or the nations that are banned from the futuristic Olympics (yet), I hope you can enjoy a glimpse into a project that will probably stay on the drawing board.
Nation: Antarctica
National Anthem: On Top of the World
Continent: Antarctica
Ethics: Cultural Influencers
Nation: Aurora Commonwealth
National Anthem: The Heavens Weep
Continent: North America
Ethics: Collectivism
Nation: Chesapeake
National Anthem: We Do Not Inherit the Earth
Continent: North America
Ethics: Environmentalism
Nation: Estados Unidos
National Anthem: Himno Nacional de Norte America
Continent: North America
Ethics: Meritocracy
Nation: Gulf of Havana
National Anthem: ¡Chao pescao!
Continent: North America
Ethics: Egalitarianism
Nation: Manhattan
National Anthem: Success is Critical
Continent: North America
Ethics: Individualism
Nation: Silicon Coast
National Anthem: Compile and Execute
Continent: North America
Ethics: Materialism
Nation: Inca
National Anthem: Bring It On
Continent: South America
Ethics: Artistic Patrons
Nation: Tropicália
National Song: Coração Materno
Continent: South America
Ethics: Anarchism
Nation: Libertatia
National Shanty: Raise the Black Flag
Continent: Africa
Ethics: Piracy
Nation: Sahara
National Anthem: Face the Mind Killer
Continent: Africa
Ethics: Expansionism
Nation: Salted Carthage
National Dirge: Dido’s Tears
Continent: Africa
Ethics: Hegemony
Nation: The Coffee Bean Thalassocracy
National Jingle: We’ll Grind You Wholesale
Continent: Africa
Ethics: Dominance
Nation: Hellas Megalopolis
National Anthem: Smite Thee
Continent: Europe
Ethics: Mysticism
Nation: Kalamar Vikings
National Anthem: Eagle, Show Your Claws
Continent: Europe
Ethics: Prosperity
Nation: Scythian Empire
National Anthem: Less Talk, More Rock
Continent: Near East
Ethics: Centralism
Nation: Oceania Flotilla
National Anthem: Aboveboard and Inboard
Continent: Australia*
Ethics: Discovery
Nation: Mauryan Techno-Republic
National Anthem: Embrace Change
Continent: Asia
Ethics: Pacifism
Nation: Neon Tokyo
National Anthem: Jack the Sound Barrier, Bring the Noise
Continent: Asia
Ethics: Mechanist
Nation: Yuan
National Anthem: Hear Their Lamentations
Continent: Asia
Ethics: Nomadic
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